OH MY GOD!
I have just learned the a man is selling imaginary friends on Ebay.
I want you all to know I willing to part with anything that is entirely imaginary and doesn't actually exist for the low low price of one hundred dollars. This list includes my pretend girlfriend, several unicorns, my magic castle, my hope for humanity, and my ability to be surprised and my disappointed at the internet and people's weirdness and stupidity. But if doesn't end there. If you can imagine it then so can. If you want me to sell you something that is not real, just tell me what it is and I will imagine it and sell it you for $100. Serious offers only. I am hoping to make some money and am far too lazy to work for it.