That Time I Almost Met Steve MartinA couple days ago in the past I existing as person when I bumped into the hypothetical existence of Steve Martin. He was hanging out with several of the dead members of Monty Python including two that hadn't died yet.That Time I Almost Met Steve Martin by IvanRostoff
I couldn't believe my luck at having an existential non-encounter with idealized personifications of between four and five of my favourite celebrities.
"Guitar Hat!" I screamed. "You guys are reason I dedicated my self to the study of entropy in a non-euclidean universe by not getting a job."
I was met with a stoney silence and a Led Zeppelin indifference. Only the seventh member of Python who had died before existing even bothered to look at me. He had been my most treasured potential star even since failing to join the members of Monty Python when they formed a popular rock band in another dimension. Yet even he chose that moment to wish he had written the fish slapping dance instead of personalizing our shared existence.
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